coolscar:

talkin to ur crush like

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drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

gay4zayn:

no mom, zayn malik isn’t a boyband member, zayn malik is art

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA