surprisebitch:

to my homegirls here with a big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club

not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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themes:

Reverb

A theme designed and built with bands and musicians in mind. You can have a music player, promote your latest album, show latest gigs, display your merch and integrate with Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.

  • Fully responsive, optimized for large displays as well as mobile
  • Integrates with Soundcloud, Songkick, Bands In Town, iTunes, Big Cartel, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and much more
  • Large header image and over 50 customization options for text and colors

Check out Reverb and more at tumblr.com/themes.

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…