- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
no mom, zayn malik isn’t a boyband member, zayn malik is art
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA