mtvgeneration:

its actually painful how blatantly obvious it is that the members of one direction hate being in one direction 

fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

imsoshive:

rodaintshit:

To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage.

Faith in humanity-restored.

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor